Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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