Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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