i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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