I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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