I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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