I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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