But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
