Swine flu. Run for my life!
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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