I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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