just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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