Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
What a dumb baby whore.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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