The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
only you would photoshop your dick
it's like iHOP with fire
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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