Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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