there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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