i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
