It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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