He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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