I need help removing her.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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