stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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