Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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