its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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