Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Randomize
