I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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