My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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