i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize
