hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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