She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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