Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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