I wish i was in the wii world.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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