I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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