Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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