eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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