I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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