Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
