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i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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