It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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