I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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