I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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