Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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