the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
