He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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