Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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