Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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