Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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