Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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