Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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