You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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