I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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