Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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