I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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