The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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