Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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