just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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